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Adam was looking for a comedian to do a 7 o'clock show. Two years ago, I was up for a read more

Adam was looking for a comedian to do a 7 o'clock show. Two years ago, I was up for a 10 o'clock show at another hotel, but I didn't want a 10 o'clock show. It isn't my crowd and I didn't think it would work.

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I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. read more

I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

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I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and read more

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

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I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

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I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.

I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.

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