I don't really see [today's bad corporate news] as significant fundamental factors, I see it more as an excuse for read more

I don't really see [today's bad corporate news] as significant fundamental factors, I see it more as an excuse for short-term profit-taking. The correction we've seen is very small relative to the rally we've seen in the last few weeks.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

I don't want any money.

I don't want any money.

I... was not too happy to suddenly take on this public role thrust upon me. They just assumed I was read more

I... was not too happy to suddenly take on this public role thrust upon me. They just assumed I was the Joan of Arc of the women's movement. And I wasn't at all. It put a lot of unnecessary pressure on me.

Can you imagine what it would be like in Clovis and Fresno if there weren't the three freeways? ... You read more

Can you imagine what it would be like in Clovis and Fresno if there weren't the three freeways? ... You wouldn't want to drive on the surface streets. We would be in gridlock.

We're certainly a lot deeper. Last year our No. 1 through 7 runners were set and there was a line read more

We're certainly a lot deeper. Last year our No. 1 through 7 runners were set and there was a line between 7 and 8. Now we have 1, 2 and 3 running together, and then everyone else.

The good news is we got a taste of playoff intensity for Friday's game.

The good news is we got a taste of playoff intensity for Friday's game.

We've been chasing the Bulldogs all year long.

We've been chasing the Bulldogs all year long.

I am ready with my candies and my rockets and praying to Allah that Sharon dies. We have prepared a read more

I am ready with my candies and my rockets and praying to Allah that Sharon dies. We have prepared a celebratory barrage of rockets ready to fire into Israel on the occasion of the death of our enemy.