The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.

The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.

No matter if we're counting days, work-hours or barrels refined, our truest measure of safety is that everyone goes home read more

No matter if we're counting days, work-hours or barrels refined, our truest measure of safety is that everyone goes home safely at the end of the day. We are proud of our employees who are dedicated and vigilant when it comes to safety.

We're trying to build an event that obviously has the entertainment, but also build an outdoor festival flair where there's read more

We're trying to build an event that obviously has the entertainment, but also build an outdoor festival flair where there's lots of things for people to do.

Our handicaps depend on how many innings, how many defeats and who the opponent is. It takes a lot more read more

Our handicaps depend on how many innings, how many defeats and who the opponent is. It takes a lot more into account, so it's a lot more competitive.

As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.

As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.

I'm not going to lie and say it doesn't hurt, ... It's like deja vu all over again. It's fine. read more

I'm not going to lie and say it doesn't hurt, ... It's like deja vu all over again. It's fine. I'll take the same approach as last year. All I can do is prepare for battle. When game time comes I'll play above and beyond.

to get drunk, meet attractive girls, and get laid.

to get drunk, meet attractive girls, and get laid.

We're not replacing DIY with DIFM by any means, ... What we're doing is broadening our DIY model to include read more

We're not replacing DIY with DIFM by any means, ... What we're doing is broadening our DIY model to include the do-it-for-me category.

I don't know what we'd do if they go out of business.

I don't know what we'd do if they go out of business.