When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no read more

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

But when I start to kiss someone - lust is the easiest emotion to generate.

But when I start to kiss someone - lust is the easiest emotion to generate.

We're always looking for a way to enhance service.

We're always looking for a way to enhance service.

She was a wonderful nurse that I would say every nurse should emulate.

She was a wonderful nurse that I would say every nurse should emulate.

I am the Jenny Craig evangelist!

I am the Jenny Craig evangelist!

I hated it so much. I want to be out there all the time.

I hated it so much. I want to be out there all the time.

We talked about coming out and playing 32 minutes of solid basketball and I think we played 27 or 28 read more

We talked about coming out and playing 32 minutes of solid basketball and I think we played 27 or 28 minutes very well.

Rather than come clean about their mistake, they helped launch the United States into a bloody war that would last read more

Rather than come clean about their mistake, they helped launch the United States into a bloody war that would last for 10 years,

You always want to change the match after it's over.

You always want to change the match after it's over.