I am having so much fun performing, I feel almost guilty. I think, my God, I hope no one comes read more

I am having so much fun performing, I feel almost guilty. I think, my God, I hope no one comes and busts me for this.

This guy is a bastard. He took advantage of my daughter,

This guy is a bastard. He took advantage of my daughter,

I'd like to see anyone do what I do for one week.

I'd like to see anyone do what I do for one week.

cannot or should not be reproduced.

cannot or should not be reproduced.

These grass fires are getting very deadly. They burn homes down, they kill people, so this is not something to read more

These grass fires are getting very deadly. They burn homes down, they kill people, so this is not something to be taken lightly.

There is nothing that exasperates people more than a display of superior ability or brilliance in conversation. They seem pleased read more

There is nothing that exasperates people more than a display of superior ability or brilliance in conversation. They seem pleased at the time, but their envy makes them curse the conversationalist in their heart.

I got 140 in the clean and jerk event, but they said it wasn't any good because I didn't lock read more

I got 140 in the clean and jerk event, but they said it wasn't any good because I didn't lock my arms out.

Common sense is the measure of the possible; it is composed of experience and prevision; it is calculation applied to read more

Common sense is the measure of the possible; it is composed of experience and prevision; it is calculation applied to life.

It is painful for me because I would love to sit down and talk to my dad about the way read more

It is painful for me because I would love to sit down and talk to my dad about the way he used to be when he was my age, when he was in his prime, because we are so much alike,