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    The idea makes you laugh, and you're instantly sympathetic. We've all lived through that moment where we had sex for the first time. You're terrified, so the idea of a guy so scared he let it get past him is relatable to us.

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With her high pale brow under her faded brown hair, she was like a rock washed clean by years of read more

With her high pale brow under her faded brown hair, she was like a rock washed clean by years of her husband's absences at conventions, dinners, committee meetings or simply at the office.

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I was in bed for two days. Today is the first day I've actually eaten or done anything. I felt read more

I was in bed for two days. Today is the first day I've actually eaten or done anything. I felt pretty good on the ice, but I don't have much energy. Hopefully tomorrow I'll feel better and get a good skate in.

by Jamie Allison Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We try to take advantage of everything. If we have one mismatch we'll ride it as long as we can.

We try to take advantage of everything. If we have one mismatch we'll ride it as long as we can.

by Larry Alexander Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We need to carefully control our total exposure. We're still going to write business in Manhattan, but not near known read more

We need to carefully control our total exposure. We're still going to write business in Manhattan, but not near known terror targets.

by Michael Austin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The defense stepped up, which is what we expect around here.

The defense stepped up, which is what we expect around here.

by Dennis Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You're crazy not to recognize that Mike Vick is a great player. He's going to make plays. We just tried read more

You're crazy not to recognize that Mike Vick is a great player. He's going to make plays. We just tried to contain him as best as possible, but it's hard to contain someone so special.

by Keith Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Momentum is building for smoke-free measures around the region. It's just a matter of time before there is statewide legislation read more

Momentum is building for smoke-free measures around the region. It's just a matter of time before there is statewide legislation to ban smoking in restaurants and bars.

by Kari Appler Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I once asked him, 'Who does the best imitation of you? And he said, 'Sammy Davis.'

I once asked him, 'Who does the best imitation of you? And he said, 'Sammy Davis.'

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If I had to decide right now, it would be between Kansas, Indiana and Baylor. I am not ready to read more

If I had to decide right now, it would be between Kansas, Indiana and Baylor. I am not ready to make a decision now. I just want to finish out the season, and then I will be ready to make a decision.

by Darrell Arthur Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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