When you are outraged by somebody’s impudence, ask yourself at once, â€ÅÂCan the world exist without impudent people?” It cannot; read more

When you are outraged by somebody’s impudence, ask yourself at once, â€ÅÂCan the world exist without impudent people?” It cannot; so do not ask for impossibilities.

The more specific you are, the more general it'll be.

The more specific you are, the more general it'll be.

If you were not a sinful, polluted, helpless, and miserable creature, this Savior would not be suited to you, and read more

If you were not a sinful, polluted, helpless, and miserable creature, this Savior would not be suited to you, and you would not be comprehended in his gracious invitations to the children of men.

I didn't write this song. Someone was talking in a room. I just wrote down everything they said.

I didn't write this song. Someone was talking in a room. I just wrote down everything they said.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it read more

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

I have never thought that you could obtain the extremely clumpy, heterogeneous universe we have today, strongly affected by plasma read more

I have never thought that you could obtain the extremely clumpy, heterogeneous universe we have today, strongly affected by plasma processes, from the smooth, homogeneous one of the Big Bang, dominated by gravitation.

He doesn't want to do it where he's asked questions about this by opponents, ... The nature of science is read more

He doesn't want to do it where he's asked questions about this by opponents, ... The nature of science is to submit your ideas for scrutiny.

Adam was looking for a comedian to do a 7 o'clock show. Two years ago, I was up for a read more

Adam was looking for a comedian to do a 7 o'clock show. Two years ago, I was up for a 10 o'clock show at another hotel, but I didn't want a 10 o'clock show. It isn't my crowd and I didn't think it would work.

It came as a great shock to me when I heard that England and Soviet Russia had become allies. So read more

It came as a great shock to me when I heard that England and Soviet Russia had become allies. So much so that I thought that the people responsible in London were acting in a manner that no longer coincided with British imperial interests.