I called them because my car was taken without my permission. My baby was inside of my car and they read more

I called them because my car was taken without my permission. My baby was inside of my car and they turned it around and put it on me.

If you're scared, buy a big dog and tie it around your waist.

If you're scared, buy a big dog and tie it around your waist.

I say tell me the truth, but you don«t dare. I tell you how I feel but you don«t care. read more

I say tell me the truth, but you don«t dare. I tell you how I feel but you don«t care. You say love is a hell you cannot bear. Well I say give me mine back and then go there, for all I care!

Saturday Night Live was fun, really really fun. The changing lady was so quick, she almost tore my arm off read more

Saturday Night Live was fun, really really fun. The changing lady was so quick, she almost tore my arm off after the opening monolouge.

The body is the terminal incubator.

The body is the terminal incubator.

I'm pretty sure a lot of people look at Boise State winning this game, ... Everyone is looking at the read more

I'm pretty sure a lot of people look at Boise State winning this game, ... Everyone is looking at the type of team they have and looking at the type of team they think we have.

Online poker has served as a learning platform for many players who have now started to take part in poker read more

Online poker has served as a learning platform for many players who have now started to take part in poker tournaments in Las Vegas, Atlantic City and elsewhere. The online poker rooms are less intimidating for many new players and serve as a stepping stone for their move to land-based poker rooms.

You should not decide until you have heard what both have to say.

You should not decide until you have heard what both have to say.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.