My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

Heaven wheels above you, displaying to you her eternal glories, and still your eyes are on the ground

Heaven wheels above you, displaying to you her eternal glories, and still your eyes are on the ground

The human contribution is the essential ingredient.

The human contribution is the essential ingredient.

It's hard to say what I want my legacy to be when I'm long gone.

It's hard to say what I want my legacy to be when I'm long gone.

Pool is huge here. I can't go anywhere without running into someone who plays on a league.

Pool is huge here. I can't go anywhere without running into someone who plays on a league.

We've been working on getting Jessica more speed to the bar, and today everything came together for her. It was read more

We've been working on getting Jessica more speed to the bar, and today everything came together for her. It was truly a unique thing to see, and I'm so proud of her. It was like watching a real-life high jumper, not a student or a person just trying to score points.

What I want to hear is he is alive, but they can't tell me that. He's worked in this mine read more

What I want to hear is he is alive, but they can't tell me that. He's worked in this mine for six years. He said that's the way he's gonna go -- in the mines.

Who's gonna do your hair, who's gonna do your make-up, the jewelry, the bag, what kind of stockings?

Who's gonna do your hair, who's gonna do your make-up, the jewelry, the bag, what kind of stockings?

I'm glad that they made the right choice.

I'm glad that they made the right choice.