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I think this is following in a long line of great San Francisco nuttiness.
I think this is following in a long line of great San Francisco nuttiness.
We purposely created Bob out of the ashes of George. I would be insane not to measure things against 'Seinfeld.' read more
We purposely created Bob out of the ashes of George. I would be insane not to measure things against 'Seinfeld.' I've stolen as much of the 'Seinfeld' crew as I could to give me a hedge.
Anytime a kid wins, it's awesome, and I'm so excited for the guys who do make it. But I'm heartbroken read more
Anytime a kid wins, it's awesome, and I'm so excited for the guys who do make it. But I'm heartbroken for the kids who don't. You never win. When you bring 12 it's tough to win them all.
Wal-Mart kills local businesses. Wal-Mart lowers their prices so far down that mom and pop stores can't compete with them.
Wal-Mart kills local businesses. Wal-Mart lowers their prices so far down that mom and pop stores can't compete with them.
I began taking liberties a long time ago; now it is standard practice for most directors to ignore the rules.
I began taking liberties a long time ago; now it is standard practice for most directors to ignore the rules.
I thought it was an earthquake.
I thought it was an earthquake.
She's a jailhouse snitch who stole my client's stuff.
She's a jailhouse snitch who stole my client's stuff.
It gets to seem as if way back in the Garden of Eden after the Fall, Adam and Eve had read more
It gets to seem as if way back in the Garden of Eden after the Fall, Adam and Eve had begged the Lord to forgive them and He, in his boundless exasperation, had said, ''All right, then. Stay. Stay in the Garden. Get civilized. Procreate. Muck it up.'' And they did.
Sometimes it seems that we are successful only because we have not tried hard enough for our best. We do read more
Sometimes it seems that we are successful only because we have not tried hard enough for our best. We do the hard thing, and one day we succeed, and many things are made plain to us.