How could you put methadone in a Dimetapp bottle? They look the same, you dumb s...,

How could you put methadone in a Dimetapp bottle? They look the same, you dumb s...,

Sidney Crosby is going to play where Sidney Crosby and his agent decide he's going to play. Any player who read more

Sidney Crosby is going to play where Sidney Crosby and his agent decide he's going to play. Any player who has reached the age of 18 by Sept. 15 is eligible to play in our league if he is appropriately under contract.

At first we were rushing, putting up bad shots. Then we slowed it down and got into our offense, and read more

At first we were rushing, putting up bad shots. Then we slowed it down and got into our offense, and started running the fast break and playing our game pretty good.

I like tying our hooks, ... I learned it today. He (Broughton) tells us how to cast. You can't cast read more

I like tying our hooks, ... I learned it today. He (Broughton) tells us how to cast. You can't cast right behind you.

The study validates what parents know intuitively: Well, duh, yes, there is more sex on TV. We need to give read more

The study validates what parents know intuitively: Well, duh, yes, there is more sex on TV. We need to give parents better tools. With 200 channels, I feel out of control.

I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were read more

I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were Eric Clapton.

He started doing walking tours that were hysterical and offered a lot of fascinating history. Now his company has grown read more

He started doing walking tours that were hysterical and offered a lot of fascinating history. Now his company has grown and all the employees also are comedians.

Joe Maddock did a good job in the centre last week and he deserves to stay in the side.

Joe Maddock did a good job in the centre last week and he deserves to stay in the side.

Hugging trees has a calming effect on me. I'm talking about enormous trees that will be there when we are read more

Hugging trees has a calming effect on me. I'm talking about enormous trees that will be there when we are all dead and gone. I've hugged trees in every part of this little island.