Bartell is getting better and better and better every week. There's a lot of things that he has to learn. read more

Bartell is getting better and better and better every week. There's a lot of things that he has to learn. First of all, he's starting to figure out that the speed of this game's different than it was at Howard.

[Eclecticism is the byword for this year's festival.] The Merchant City has some great venues for comedy, ... We want read more

[Eclecticism is the byword for this year's festival.] The Merchant City has some great venues for comedy, ... We want to show a bit of everything that happens in Glasgow's comedy community.

I meant to lob it over his (Cotton's) head but I missed and he made a good play.

I meant to lob it over his (Cotton's) head but I missed and he made a good play.

If I could trace my origins to Judas Maccabaeus or King David, that would not add one inch to my read more

If I could trace my origins to Judas Maccabaeus or King David, that would not add one inch to my stature. It may well be that many East European Jews are descended from Khazars, I may be one of them. Who knows? And who cares?

Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You ever notice that trees do read more

Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You ever notice that trees do everything to git attention we do, except walk? - The Color Purple, 1982.

It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many times read more

It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many times I see bald eagles.

I'll fill those canyons in your soul, like a river lead you home. And I'll walk a step behind, in read more

I'll fill those canyons in your soul, like a river lead you home. And I'll walk a step behind, in the shadows so you shine. Just ask, it will be done and I will prove my love, until you're sure that I'm the one.

We can afford it, we like it, and unlike the car that you spend $35,000 on today, it appreciates and read more

We can afford it, we like it, and unlike the car that you spend $35,000 on today, it appreciates and is an excellent investment.

We wanted to have a fast start,

We wanted to have a fast start,