All I wanted was a refund, but instead we got treated like criminals. They made my wife cry on her read more

All I wanted was a refund, but instead we got treated like criminals. They made my wife cry on her honeymoon, and that's priceless.

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum. - read more

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum. - "In the Nature of the Physical World", 1928.

Explosive material plus radioactive material equals dirty bomb.

Explosive material plus radioactive material equals dirty bomb.

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well.

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well.

Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!

Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!

We wanted him to play. We thought we had a chance to have a decent team, and we knew he read more

We wanted him to play. We thought we had a chance to have a decent team, and we knew he was a big part of it.

It´s not an issue for me. I still have a lot in mind with Werder and have had no contact read more

It´s not an issue for me. I still have a lot in mind with Werder and have had no contact with Munich.

I don't want to be mean or anything, but I don't like girls, because they just want to bother you read more

I don't want to be mean or anything, but I don't like girls, because they just want to bother you all the time.

It's a little frustrating, but we're a whole team.

It's a little frustrating, but we're a whole team.