I can definitely relate to a few things in the song. Going mudding on a dirt road, going to football read more

I can definitely relate to a few things in the song. Going mudding on a dirt road, going to football games, I did a few of those things.

What was most annoying to me as I returned as a tourist with my granddaughter is how seriously you all read more

What was most annoying to me as I returned as a tourist with my granddaughter is how seriously you all take yourselves. Now, I know it is the capital of the free world and a lot of people there have major important jobs but most don't!

Historically that (bass) number is way, way down. The same with threadfin -- their numbers are up, but it's still read more

Historically that (bass) number is way, way down. The same with threadfin -- their numbers are up, but it's still way, way down from historic levels.

Man shapes himself through decision that shape his environment.

Man shapes himself through decision that shape his environment.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, read more

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

Lately coach has been telling me to be more aggressive and want the ball more. He tells me that he read more

Lately coach has been telling me to be more aggressive and want the ball more. He tells me that he can't just tell the guys that. I have to do it with my body language. I was trying to be active today and keep moving, looking for the ball.

But the practice began at Maple Creek, and historically we had the greatest number of parents stay overnight at that read more

But the practice began at Maple Creek, and historically we had the greatest number of parents stay overnight at that school.

I think it's all about wearing horizontal stripes in the right way. I think it's a reality that bigger horizontal read more

I think it's all about wearing horizontal stripes in the right way. I think it's a reality that bigger horizontal stripes don't flatter bigger body types. I think that thinner stripes are certainly more flattering.

One of my priorities is to go to the beach. It's been five years.

One of my priorities is to go to the beach. It's been five years.