Popular art is the dream of society; it does not examine itself.

Popular art is the dream of society; it does not examine itself.

I can't pay attention for an hour and 15 minutes. It would make my life better if I could go read more

I can't pay attention for an hour and 15 minutes. It would make my life better if I could go back and reference parts of the lecture.

The defense is solid, and it's more athletic and faster.

The defense is solid, and it's more athletic and faster.

It's hard to get everything working (in the beginning of the year). But I think we'll figure it out.

It's hard to get everything working (in the beginning of the year). But I think we'll figure it out.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high read more

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

My parents are trying to not show their emotions, but I know they're getting really excited.

My parents are trying to not show their emotions, but I know they're getting really excited.

The manager decided to close it because he didn't have any cooks.

The manager decided to close it because he didn't have any cooks.

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of read more

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping-or attaches the name of St. Patrick to the day of the year that bartenders fear most.