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    It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their wrists, but to make people laugh is a very intoxicating, wonderful thing.

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I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The election will be conducted in a calm manner and the Azerbaijani society will remain stable,

The election will be conducted in a calm manner and the Azerbaijani society will remain stable,

by Ilham Aliyev Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Nothing is clear yet ... the man cannot remain in these conditions ... his health is deteriorating.

Nothing is clear yet ... the man cannot remain in these conditions ... his health is deteriorating.

by Badia Aref Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's a sad state of affairs that we have only one choice (for abortion) right now. But if you have read more

It's a sad state of affairs that we have only one choice (for abortion) right now. But if you have to go out of state, the cost of making that trip will be prohibitive.

by Charon Asetoyer Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We've wanted to be in the Pittsburgh metro area for a long time.

We've wanted to be in the Pittsburgh metro area for a long time.

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Firemen and police have a big Celtic background, from way back when New York police and firemen were mostly of read more

Firemen and police have a big Celtic background, from way back when New York police and firemen were mostly of Irish and Scottish descent.

by John Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Once the Fed signals its intentions or investors perceive that the end is near, stocks might rise strongly.

Once the Fed signals its intentions or investors perceive that the end is near, stocks might rise strongly.

by Ernie Ankrim Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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With the proper revisions, this bill will support the important work that charitable organizations do in every community in our read more

With the proper revisions, this bill will support the important work that charitable organizations do in every community in our country. It will also advance ethical conduct within the charitable community.

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I've owned a lot of crap in my days -- rental houses and strip malls -- but we finally got read more

I've owned a lot of crap in my days -- rental houses and strip malls -- but we finally got this place, and it's worth all the crap.

by Debbie Anthony Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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