Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

It is going to be an interesting budget year. It'll all work out ... but it may be that we read more

It is going to be an interesting budget year. It'll all work out ... but it may be that we just meet our needs this year and do fewer wants.

It just looked a lot worse than it was.

It just looked a lot worse than it was.

He was screaming and grabbing his leg.

He was screaming and grabbing his leg.

What is frequently lost in translation is that our pregnancy rates are anywhere from 40 to 60% higher than other read more

What is frequently lost in translation is that our pregnancy rates are anywhere from 40 to 60% higher than other areas of the world.

Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!

Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!

We intend to do a massive world tour with Demon Days, but I won't be involved with it. It'll be read more

We intend to do a massive world tour with Demon Days, but I won't be involved with it. It'll be all animation and big sound systems and stuff.

I'm just trying to make solid contact right there, and I got a slider over the plate and put the read more

I'm just trying to make solid contact right there, and I got a slider over the plate and put the barrel on it.

Historians say this will lead to civil conflict. It doesn't lead to girls being treasured. It leads to them being read more

Historians say this will lead to civil conflict. It doesn't lead to girls being treasured. It leads to them being traded as commodities and stolen.