Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes read more

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward. - "Mr. Dooley's Opinions", 1900.

As soon as we change the first light bulb, they'll start saving money.

As soon as we change the first light bulb, they'll start saving money.

It is still not as fast as today's silicon chips, but we can make it orders of magnitude better. We read more

It is still not as fast as today's silicon chips, but we can make it orders of magnitude better. We have a very clear picture of how to move on. Developing the first car is much harder than making a car that can go faster.

It's very easy to say everything is outrageous. But if you have an oil company that's setting up its own read more

It's very easy to say everything is outrageous. But if you have an oil company that's setting up its own environmental department, for example, what do you do? Do you spit in its eye, or do you make sure that what they do actually has some substance?

The defense is solid, and it's more athletic and faster.

The defense is solid, and it's more athletic and faster.

He's the rock around which we normally build our innings.

He's the rock around which we normally build our innings.

I think it was the first time in our society that they noticed on the presidential level that there are read more

I think it was the first time in our society that they noticed on the presidential level that there are also some forces other than the authorities, business and political parties.

You've got to play with your head and your heart. You can't play with one or the other, or you'll read more

You've got to play with your head and your heart. You can't play with one or the other, or you'll get killed.

It could have been a real nasty situation. But our coaching staff, the Douglas coaching staff and everyone else got read more

It could have been a real nasty situation. But our coaching staff, the Douglas coaching staff and everyone else got it all under control. None of the players off the bench or any of the fans in the stands ever made contact with any players.