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    Parenthood is one long exercise in relinquishing control -- or the illusion that we ever had it. Postparenthood is about acceptance.

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Someone told me at halftime I had five assists, but I just laughed at it. The win's more important.

Someone told me at halftime I had five assists, but I just laughed at it. The win's more important.

by James Augustine Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Their [the waiters'] eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - pâté, Whitstable oysters, read more

Their [the waiters'] eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - pâté, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes. - The Rising Gorge, 1961.

by S. J. Perelman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We had hoped that Republicans would respond to the challenge. Instead what we've got is more than $2 million in read more

We had hoped that Republicans would respond to the challenge. Instead what we've got is more than $2 million in these secret stealth campaigns that are attacking Democrats and attacking the vice president right now.

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You don't know if this will be the shareholders' choice, or a political choice. For the steel industry, this is read more

You don't know if this will be the shareholders' choice, or a political choice. For the steel industry, this is Microsoft buying Apple.

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In some airports where a change of terminals is needed, that time can run upwards of two hours. By locating read more

In some airports where a change of terminals is needed, that time can run upwards of two hours. By locating in the same terminal, the minimum time can be as little as 35 minutes for some flights.

by Jaan Albrecht Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

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is not something that we own and that we can give out to whoever we want, to our friends, to read more

is not something that we own and that we can give out to whoever we want, to our friends, to those who suffer.

by Francis Arinze Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There is no way Maine?s working families can afford this rate hike.

There is no way Maine?s working families can afford this rate hike.

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I value the privacy of my home and personal life extremely highly and am prepared to take appropriate measures to read more

I value the privacy of my home and personal life extremely highly and am prepared to take appropriate measures to protect it.

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