I ran his plays this week, calling them by numbers, to make it easy for our defense. What I couldn't read more

I ran his plays this week, calling them by numbers, to make it easy for our defense. What I couldn't duplicate was the speed he's got over there.

My family and I sat down and discussed this. I was just spread too thin, dealing with my home and read more

My family and I sat down and discussed this. I was just spread too thin, dealing with my home and the administrative duties.

Even among the married, sexual satisfaction must not be sought in a way which disregards man's character as a person read more

Even among the married, sexual satisfaction must not be sought in a way which disregards man's character as a person and degrades him to the animal level.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

We are vehemently opposed to these types of crimes; unfortunately, when these things happen, it gives fuel to people who read more

We are vehemently opposed to these types of crimes; unfortunately, when these things happen, it gives fuel to people who are already against the release of this information.

I like to prepare dough ahead for pizza crusts too. Whenever I bake loaves of whole wheat, anadama, herb, or read more

I like to prepare dough ahead for pizza crusts too. Whenever I bake loaves of whole wheat, anadama, herb, or other breads . . . I just mix up a little extra, package the dough in onepound lots, and freeze it right alongside my other ingredients. Thenùwhen pizza day rolls aroundùall I have to do is go to the freezer and select one container of crust, one sauce, one sausage, and one cheese . . . thaw everything . . . roll out the dough and spread on the sauce, sausage, and cheese . . . bake my creation at 450?F for about 15 minutes or until the cheese is slightly browned . . . and 'serve 'er up' to a hungry family of four.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

If this can happen to Jim, what chance do the rest of us have?

If this can happen to Jim, what chance do the rest of us have?

I really loved my daughter, I loved her so much. I thanked God every day I had her. She was read more

I really loved my daughter, I loved her so much. I thanked God every day I had her. She was my life.