When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no read more

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

It was the most brutal thing I have ever seen — there was a stream of blood going down the read more

It was the most brutal thing I have ever seen — there was a stream of blood going down the street.

A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in read more

A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars.

I don't know how he could have played much better. He has proven why he is an All-American. He is read more

I don't know how he could have played much better. He has proven why he is an All-American. He is certainly the best second team All-ACC player that I've seen. He has played super all year giving us a stabilizing, veteran presence in the middle of a young defensive line.

I am just elated that this part is over, and I feel the U.S. Supreme Court did justice in recognizing read more

I am just elated that this part is over, and I feel the U.S. Supreme Court did justice in recognizing the feelings and the needs of people who have terminal illness, to be able to use that process in a compassionate and dignified manner.

That guy is a beast. Not only is he big but he's smart.

That guy is a beast. Not only is he big but he's smart.

Politics is like boxing - you try to knock out your opponents.

Politics is like boxing - you try to knock out your opponents.

This technique requires both sides of your brain -- analytical and creative.

This technique requires both sides of your brain -- analytical and creative.

The conditions at Oakley and Columbia are unconscionable, ... This is no way to set juvenile offenders on the course read more

The conditions at Oakley and Columbia are unconscionable, ... This is no way to set juvenile offenders on the course to law-abiding and productive lives.