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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had read more

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

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