I used to be kind of bitter and jealous as well, but I get it. It's business.

I used to be kind of bitter and jealous as well, but I get it. It's business.

What's important is that we recognize the falsehood of the notion that the Third World should be abandoned because it's read more

What's important is that we recognize the falsehood of the notion that the Third World should be abandoned because it's a waste of time.

The biggest concern among employers is figuring out how they'll know if you're productive.

The biggest concern among employers is figuring out how they'll know if you're productive.

The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.

The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Burns was only read more

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Burns was only 64. He lived to be 100]

If we thought it would improve our relationship, we would get married tomorrow, but as it is, nearly 7 years read more

If we thought it would improve our relationship, we would get married tomorrow, but as it is, nearly 7 years after we got engaged, we are content to wait.

His creativity is incredible. He's one of the best college players I've ever seen. He's a complete player.

His creativity is incredible. He's one of the best college players I've ever seen. He's a complete player.

They were beat up and pretty tired. They contributed that first night, but not like they have for the past read more

They were beat up and pretty tired. They contributed that first night, but not like they have for the past month and a half. It took them a while to get used to a ball they could dribble.

I've learned any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off read more

I've learned any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one.