Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

It's no longer looking for a Soviet division; the threat is now about a person, ... The problem you're talking read more

It's no longer looking for a Soviet division; the threat is now about a person, ... The problem you're talking about is how do you find one person, among 20-some million in Iraq, who has the ability to move. That's very difficult, but that's the war we're in.

So when Andy called, I asked him if he would mind waiting,

So when Andy called, I asked him if he would mind waiting,

At this point we are comfortable with our relationship with the CDC and confident that they will inform us if read more

At this point we are comfortable with our relationship with the CDC and confident that they will inform us if the situation changes that mandates a different approach.

Making bottles to meet Americans' demand for bottled water requires more than 1.5 million barrels of oil annually, enough to read more

Making bottles to meet Americans' demand for bottled water requires more than 1.5 million barrels of oil annually, enough to fuel some 100,000 U.S. cars for a year.

I don't want to be mean or anything, but I don't like girls, because they just want to bother you read more

I don't want to be mean or anything, but I don't like girls, because they just want to bother you all the time.

Fighters with 13 fights are winning world titles, and of course they don't know how to behave.

Fighters with 13 fights are winning world titles, and of course they don't know how to behave.

We're hoping for a good turnout and looking for some legislative action for the environment. We need good strong support read more

We're hoping for a good turnout and looking for some legislative action for the environment. We need good strong support so we can get funding for our natural resources.

Chad brings the bulk of the ideas to the table, and we all polish and rework the ideas he comes read more

Chad brings the bulk of the ideas to the table, and we all polish and rework the ideas he comes up with. He's such an accomplished songwriter. He wrote a song for ('American Idol' runner-up) Bo Bice, Enrique Iglesias - he's got that ear to be a musical chameleon and get into the zone of an artist. And he can't help but write a song you can hum along to. And that voice, you know it when you hear it.