You cannot strike out in your first major-league at-bat.

You cannot strike out in your first major-league at-bat.

The clock should have gone back to nine seconds instead of down to five, but I've got to hand it read more

The clock should have gone back to nine seconds instead of down to five, but I've got to hand it to the other team. They were hungrier.

In addition, the deceased was not the best at saying when he was going to travel - in other words, read more

In addition, the deceased was not the best at saying when he was going to travel - in other words, there are no grounds to criticize the family in this matter.

Hopefully it'll be a guy we feel good about that can play in the Major Leagues someday. He'll probably be read more

Hopefully it'll be a guy we feel good about that can play in the Major Leagues someday. He'll probably be a little further away [than Phillips was].

There's a little gray house in a one-street town, And the door stands open, and the steps go down, And read more

There's a little gray house in a one-street town, And the door stands open, and the steps go down, And you prop up the window with a stick on the sill, And you carry spring water from the bottom of the hill; And the white star of Bethlehem grows in t

They made it close. In the fourth they started trapping aggressively and we started turning the ball over.

They made it close. In the fourth they started trapping aggressively and we started turning the ball over.

The people who can really benefit from our songs are the girls in middle America and the only way you read more

The people who can really benefit from our songs are the girls in middle America and the only way you can really get through to them is TV.

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

Laura Bush is not the traditionalist that I think a lot of people thought she was going to be. She read more

Laura Bush is not the traditionalist that I think a lot of people thought she was going to be. She has a graduate degree and a very serious lifelong interest in early childhood development.