I think we have a whole range of other strengths out there that we should be cultivating and celebrating.

I think we have a whole range of other strengths out there that we should be cultivating and celebrating.

It was crazy. I was nervous. I was definitely nervous. My heart was going crazy the whole game.

It was crazy. I was nervous. I was definitely nervous. My heart was going crazy the whole game.

The goalkeeper thought Tony was going to shoot, and he stayed on his line. He passed instead, which gave me read more

The goalkeeper thought Tony was going to shoot, and he stayed on his line. He passed instead, which gave me a pretty easy shot. I got it in, which was huge for us. We really needed to win this game.

I'm really looking forward to playing, it was a real shame I haven't been able to play the last couple. read more

I'm really looking forward to playing, it was a real shame I haven't been able to play the last couple. This will be the first one that I'll play in after being picked for the past three years.

This category is fraught with issues as to whether publishers can even say go ahead and use them because they read more

This category is fraught with issues as to whether publishers can even say go ahead and use them because they may not have the rights.

Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? read more

Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? Go home and cut it; let Nature have fair play, and you will have no need of my advice.

I try to be a good parent. I've probably repressed my kids more than I should have, protecting them overly. read more

I try to be a good parent. I've probably repressed my kids more than I should have, protecting them overly. I never hit them. I yelled a lot.

I have had a turtle, a guinea pig, a dog, girlfriends, and many sweet, playful, sleepy, loving, delicious cats. I read more

I have had a turtle, a guinea pig, a dog, girlfriends, and many sweet, playful, sleepy, loving, delicious cats. I love the way cats look at me.

Repartee is perfect when it effects its purpose with a double edge. It is the highest order of wit, as read more

Repartee is perfect when it effects its purpose with a double edge. It is the highest order of wit, as it indicates the coolest yet quickest exercise of genius, at a moment when the passions are roused.