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Can I get a raise if I balance the ball on my head on the Letterman Show?

Can I get a raise if I balance the ball on my head on the Letterman Show?

by Jeff Agoos Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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As an editor, I've always known that memoirs are selective truth. I don't know that I've ever known anybody who read more

As an editor, I've always known that memoirs are selective truth. I don't know that I've ever known anybody who created things, made them up, so much as I know that people edit their memories. We all do this.

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We're working feverishly to try to close the gap and to make sure we balance at the end of the read more

We're working feverishly to try to close the gap and to make sure we balance at the end of the year. ... There's no other option.

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Radiation portal monitors are...allowing highly trained [Customers and Border Protection] officers to better deter, detect and defend Americans from a read more

Radiation portal monitors are...allowing highly trained [Customers and Border Protection] officers to better deter, detect and defend Americans from a potential terror attack.

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Home-court advantage and a bye sounds good to me. It definitely feels good to win games this late in the read more

Home-court advantage and a bye sounds good to me. It definitely feels good to win games this late in the season as opposed to when we started off rough.

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Last year was a banner year. Digging probably won't be quite as good this year, but we'll still have a read more

Last year was a banner year. Digging probably won't be quite as good this year, but we'll still have a lot of clams to harvest.

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She connected with the military in a way I know they appreciate, not only the brass but the serving soldiers read more

She connected with the military in a way I know they appreciate, not only the brass but the serving soldiers who saw someone who had made a point of getting to know them.

by John Aimers Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We felt we had been badly let down by Historic Scotland. They were concerned about catering for visitors to the read more

We felt we had been badly let down by Historic Scotland. They were concerned about catering for visitors to the castle and some health-and-safety issues, but suggestions were made to resolve these and with a bit of goodwill and better joint working it could have happened. At the time, I don't think there was a meaningful attempt to do so but we need to ensure that these concerts happen next year.

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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.

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