I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition read more

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Quite a number of observers have commented on my coolness during various riotous concerts which I performed at during those read more

Quite a number of observers have commented on my coolness during various riotous concerts which I performed at during those first tumultuous years of the armistice between World War I and World War II. The reason is very simple: I was armed.

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps.

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps.

The technology these cameras run on is unsurpassed even now. What's surpassed is the hardware, and we're replacing that.

The technology these cameras run on is unsurpassed even now. What's surpassed is the hardware, and we're replacing that.

When you play your rival, you have to know that they're going to come with everything they've got. Records mean read more

When you play your rival, you have to know that they're going to come with everything they've got. Records mean nothing. It doesn't matter who's playing well, who's not playing well. It's who comes out and wants to win it. Northridge came out and wanted to win it. We just happened to want it more in the fourth quarter and we did things right in the fourth quarter.

We need to be able to move the ball. At times we've had consistency, but we can't afford to have read more

We need to be able to move the ball. At times we've had consistency, but we can't afford to have three plays and out or allow penalties to get us backed up. New Philadelphia is too good of a football team for us to do that. We need to be able to hold it and move it and we really have to put it in the end zone.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Everyone's jockeying to get a piece of what they hope is the big growth industry,

Everyone's jockeying to get a piece of what they hope is the big growth industry,

The investigation continues. ... There has been no final ruling.

The investigation continues. ... There has been no final ruling.