I wanted closure. And for him to thank me for being so loyal to him over the years. Instead he read more

I wanted closure. And for him to thank me for being so loyal to him over the years. Instead he stood up and asked me if I wanted to see his penis.

Beauty and grace command the world.

Beauty and grace command the world.

Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.

Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.

As any policeman today will tell you, it's not the idea of getting the first shot off, it's hitting your read more

As any policeman today will tell you, it's not the idea of getting the first shot off, it's hitting your target. Often the first guy that shoots misses.

We want to give men and women in the department equal opportunities to appear on stage. With 'Julius Caesar' and read more

We want to give men and women in the department equal opportunities to appear on stage. With 'Julius Caesar' and 'The Rainmaker,' those are great opportunities for men, and we selected the others for the female actors on campus.

Lord have mercy. In her heart, she loved us.

Lord have mercy. In her heart, she loved us.

We purposely created Bob out of the ashes of George. I would be insane not to measure things against 'Seinfeld.' read more

We purposely created Bob out of the ashes of George. I would be insane not to measure things against 'Seinfeld.' I've stolen as much of the 'Seinfeld' crew as I could to give me a hedge.

The earth is mankind's ultimate haven, our blessed terra firma. When it trembles and gives way beneath our feet, it's read more

The earth is mankind's ultimate haven, our blessed terra firma. When it trembles and gives way beneath our feet, it's as though one of God's checks has bounced.

We're not sure who's Beta and who's VHS yet, ... It's not clear who's going to end up with the read more

We're not sure who's Beta and who's VHS yet, ... It's not clear who's going to end up with the bulk of the liquidity.