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There are three schools of magic. One: State a tautology, then ring the changes on its corollaries; that's philosophy. Two: read more

There are three schools of magic. One: State a tautology, then ring the changes on its corollaries; that's philosophy. Two: Record many facts. Try to find a pattern. Then make a wrong guess at the next fact; that's science. Three: Be aware that you live.

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I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew read more

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

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It's really, really great to be back. So let's get up there, show them what it's all about. Let's get read more

It's really, really great to be back. So let's get up there, show them what it's all about. Let's get back, let's retake the CBC, make it what it can be - a great public broadcaster for all Canadians.

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I think that would have been a fair criticism that would have had more weight if it came a month read more

I think that would have been a fair criticism that would have had more weight if it came a month ago.

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Further improvement in earnings and additional declines in the unemployment rate is likely to boost overall confidence and keep consumption read more

Further improvement in earnings and additional declines in the unemployment rate is likely to boost overall confidence and keep consumption strong.

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Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

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When I saw it last year, the fans, the crowd, the competition, I knew I wanted to be in the read more

When I saw it last year, the fans, the crowd, the competition, I knew I wanted to be in the county meet. Now I just want to go out there and have a good showing against the rest of the top guys in the county and just let the best man win.

by Harry Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The burden shouldn't always fall on the taxpayers of Union City; everyone new to the city should pay taxes.

The burden shouldn't always fall on the taxpayers of Union City; everyone new to the city should pay taxes.

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absolute disaster ... I'm hopeful that it will represent the low point.

absolute disaster ... I'm hopeful that it will represent the low point.

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