A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life read more

A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the Lord in vain—then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system?

Commercially available software should fit most needs.

Commercially available software should fit most needs.

Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!

Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!

We want them to be productive in the community,

We want them to be productive in the community,

We worked on a few things to help improve it.

We worked on a few things to help improve it.

The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes.

The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes.

They try to have three pitchers and I have no doubt she'll be there. Pitching is tough and she's done read more

They try to have three pitchers and I have no doubt she'll be there. Pitching is tough and she's done it at this level. At the next level, they know she'll get better.

Each day can be one of triumph if you keep up your interests.

Each day can be one of triumph if you keep up your interests.

I liked what he had to say about where the team is going and what is going on in Chicago. read more

I liked what he had to say about where the team is going and what is going on in Chicago. And Chicago has always been one of my favorite cities.