I think he's the best country songwriter there ever was. My mom and dad played his music all the time read more

I think he's the best country songwriter there ever was. My mom and dad played his music all the time when I was growing up.

I believe it's absolutely crucial for us to maintain a strong voice in the national government.

I believe it's absolutely crucial for us to maintain a strong voice in the national government.

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they read more

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

I started doing stand-up in college.

I started doing stand-up in college.

At this point, we're actually running pretty smoothly.

At this point, we're actually running pretty smoothly.

It is a system that is broken, ... Men, women and children are getting hurt with that current law, with read more

It is a system that is broken, ... Men, women and children are getting hurt with that current law, with revolving door marriages.

What is love? A barbie doll..

What is love? A barbie doll..

It was really good. I was really proud of her. She's been hitting the ball very well.

It was really good. I was really proud of her. She's been hitting the ball very well.

Gossiping doesn't belong in the office. Most of us don't want to hear somebody else's personal drama. If there's good read more

Gossiping doesn't belong in the office. Most of us don't want to hear somebody else's personal drama. If there's good news ... graduation, a new house ... but the negative stuff doesn't have a place in the office.