Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they read more

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

I'd like to see it convince others to do it like we do. It was the most amazing thing I've read more

I'd like to see it convince others to do it like we do. It was the most amazing thing I've ever been a part of in my whole life. I think everyone should feel that way about prom.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

He'll be with us when training camp opens.

He'll be with us when training camp opens.

The smaller the mind the greater the conceit

The smaller the mind the greater the conceit

We love dance. We want everybody, dancers and non-dancers alike, to have access to this beautiful art form.

We love dance. We want everybody, dancers and non-dancers alike, to have access to this beautiful art form.

Situations in low-rated schools like Jasper are very frustrating,

Situations in low-rated schools like Jasper are very frustrating,

Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.

Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.

It's pretty wide open. Everybody had better bring their best game every night. If you don't, there's going to be read more

It's pretty wide open. Everybody had better bring their best game every night. If you don't, there's going to be some upsets.