I'm waiting for the alarm clock to go off and I'm going to wake up, ... I can't believe how read more

I'm waiting for the alarm clock to go off and I'm going to wake up, ... I can't believe how well things are going. This is a dream come true.

While the operating results are disappointing, we made significant progress toward executing our strategic plans during the quarter.

While the operating results are disappointing, we made significant progress toward executing our strategic plans during the quarter.

I pick good women, but I haven't had any luck with my men.

I pick good women, but I haven't had any luck with my men.

I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight. I read more

I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight. I had four offers from other companies, but I wanted to go with the ... one that I knew would work--and, let's face it, Jenny Craig's food is hands-down the yummiest.

All failures - neurotics, psychotics, criminals, drunkards, problem children, suicides, perverts, and prostitutes - are failures because they are lacking read more

All failures - neurotics, psychotics, criminals, drunkards, problem children, suicides, perverts, and prostitutes - are failures because they are lacking in social interest

This was our first time.

This was our first time.

I don't like Bush because I don't think he understands poverty or the problems of developing countries. Poor countries want read more

I don't like Bush because I don't think he understands poverty or the problems of developing countries. Poor countries want to have political independence, too -- the freedom to make decisions for themselves.

My figure ... never felt like an asset until I started dancing

My figure ... never felt like an asset until I started dancing

Let them eat cake.

Let them eat cake.