If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg read more

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.

I saw the bags and I said to myself that somebody is dumping trash here. Then I saw what was read more

I saw the bags and I said to myself that somebody is dumping trash here. Then I saw what was inside. I saw the deer.

You do want your big guns for the play-offs. We'll just have to knuckle down and work as a unit.

You do want your big guns for the play-offs. We'll just have to knuckle down and work as a unit.

You mean the producer is the guy who was telling me, 'Move along, sir, three feet from the rail?' ... read more

You mean the producer is the guy who was telling me, 'Move along, sir, three feet from the rail?' ... I want someone with musical experience to tell me that I (stink).

She is in custody and is getting no special treatment. She will go to the court on Thursday to enter read more

She is in custody and is getting no special treatment. She will go to the court on Thursday to enter a plea.

The things that I've done that have totally been remembered, they've always started with the same kind of engine, they've read more

The things that I've done that have totally been remembered, they've always started with the same kind of engine, they've always started with someone saying 'I have to make this film - I'm going to make this film whatever the odds'.

We're still fighting for home-field advantage in the first round of against Dallas. Even if we could catch first place read more

We're still fighting for home-field advantage in the first round of against Dallas. Even if we could catch first place we've still got to wrap up second, so it doesn't make much of a difference.

Beauty: the adjustment of all parts proportionately so that one cannot add or subtract or change without impairing the harmony read more

Beauty: the adjustment of all parts proportionately so that one cannot add or subtract or change without impairing the harmony of the whole

When the devil grows old he turns hermit.

When the devil grows old he turns hermit.