Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.

Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.

Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.

Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.

Hold a true friend with both hands. - Kanuri proverb, Nigeria

Hold a true friend with both hands. - Kanuri proverb, Nigeria

There is nothing worse than a brilliant image of a fuzzy concept.

There is nothing worse than a brilliant image of a fuzzy concept.

Anarchy is a form of crime ... We will search the perpetrators, detain them and bring them to trial.

Anarchy is a form of crime ... We will search the perpetrators, detain them and bring them to trial.

We can't do it on every missing adult. In this situation, we had an adult, albeit a mentally challenged individual, read more

We can't do it on every missing adult. In this situation, we had an adult, albeit a mentally challenged individual, who, in the past, had been known to go elsewhere.

Don't take it personally. The nation's Guardian readers all just arrived at our incredibly right-on jobs and are wondering if read more

Don't take it personally. The nation's Guardian readers all just arrived at our incredibly right-on jobs and are wondering if drinking seven fair trade coffees in a row will make us feel better about third world debt. It's hard to get involved in a game between a porcine American and small, dull looking Belgian.

I am pleased to return to finish the job that is undone. And that is to lead the Columbus Crew read more

I am pleased to return to finish the job that is undone. And that is to lead the Columbus Crew to the MLS Cup in 2004.

We wanted to take advantage of our mismatches. We felt Darnell had not been getting the ball enough lately.

We wanted to take advantage of our mismatches. We felt Darnell had not been getting the ball enough lately.