The best, the most exquisite automobile is a walking stick; and one of the finest things in life is going read more

The best, the most exquisite automobile is a walking stick; and one of the finest things in life is going on a journey with it

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes read more

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.

I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that read more

I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!

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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.