Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.

Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.

Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and read more

Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and its up to me and a half mexican to stop him!

We're delighted with the quality of all submissions. We are committed to publishing as many new voices as possible. Our read more

We're delighted with the quality of all submissions. We are committed to publishing as many new voices as possible. Our main focus is commercial entertainment. We don't focus on category, or any specialty beyond entertaining audiences with fresh voices.

This was a second independence for us, and one that was made by the Lebanese people. It can only mean read more

This was a second independence for us, and one that was made by the Lebanese people. It can only mean that accountability and democracy will advance.

Americans continue to suffer from a notoriously short attention span. They get mad as hell with reasonable frequency, but quickly read more

Americans continue to suffer from a notoriously short attention span. They get mad as hell with reasonable frequency, but quickly return to their families and sitcoms. Meanwhile, the corporate lobbies stay right where they are, outlasting all the populist hysteria.

I'm structuring a program that's going to be individualized based on 'X' pitcher. We're going to create an inning threshold, read more

I'm structuring a program that's going to be individualized based on 'X' pitcher. We're going to create an inning threshold, a pitch count based on that certain pitcher. There may be some guys that have a 100 pitch count or he may have an 80 or 75 pitch count. It all depends on the person's strength, arm action and mechanics. All of that will play a role in our decision making.

It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space read more

It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

I really loved my daughter, I loved her so much. I thanked God every day I had her. She was read more

I really loved my daughter, I loved her so much. I thanked God every day I had her. She was my life.

There is fear in the market. People are scared to see the market going down.

There is fear in the market. People are scared to see the market going down.