My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love read more

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.

Mike says he's taken more cruises with me than he has with his wife. Which is true.

Mike says he's taken more cruises with me than he has with his wife. Which is true.

A neurotic can perfectly well be a literary genius, but his greatest danger is always that he will not recognize read more

A neurotic can perfectly well be a literary genius, but his greatest danger is always that he will not recognize when he is dull.

We've sold or sampled more than 15 million servings. People are telling us that this is a product that works read more

We've sold or sampled more than 15 million servings. People are telling us that this is a product that works for them.

Sometimes, HR departments have had trouble with employees abusing sabbaticals or asking to cash out of the benefit and just read more

Sometimes, HR departments have had trouble with employees abusing sabbaticals or asking to cash out of the benefit and just keep working.

This is the first if many drug distribution cases we plan to prosecute in Hale County. If you intend to read more

This is the first if many drug distribution cases we plan to prosecute in Hale County. If you intend to run drugs, you are going to do time in jail.

We want to get some momentum going in this last game against Australia.

We want to get some momentum going in this last game against Australia.

Gap may run into more competition than they think.

Gap may run into more competition than they think.

If a kid doesn't live up to it, you could have a problem with him losing confidence, and then it's read more

If a kid doesn't live up to it, you could have a problem with him losing confidence, and then it's up to the veterans and the pitching coach to step in and not let that happen.