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We ran out of gas yesterday afternoon sometime, ... I have no idea when we're getting more.

We ran out of gas yesterday afternoon sometime, ... I have no idea when we're getting more.

by Michael Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

by Margaret Atwood Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's true that a new threat against a member of the PP has appeared. We will reinforce all security measures.

It's true that a new threat against a member of the PP has appeared. We will reinforce all security measures.

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The money was set aside for us, but the stipulation was that we had to hold a referendum first. If read more

The money was set aside for us, but the stipulation was that we had to hold a referendum first. If we didn't act now, we'd lose the money because the SCC would be entitled to give it to another school district with a successful referendum.

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We feel he'll be a great fit for our team. He'll come in and be our No. 3 quarterback. It read more

We feel he'll be a great fit for our team. He'll come in and be our No. 3 quarterback. It gives us some great insurance and a feeling that we can sleep at night that we have a bona fide NFL starter.

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It has been absolutely wonderful, really uplifting. In an odd way, the fire sent a message to our company about read more

It has been absolutely wonderful, really uplifting. In an odd way, the fire sent a message to our company about getting better organized and getting things under better control, in one place. But the generosity we've encountered has allowed us to bounce back quickly. We're ready for a new season.

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It's just so much like Iraq, it's not funny, ... except for all the water, and they speak English.

It's just so much like Iraq, it's not funny, ... except for all the water, and they speak English.

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Driving a fire truck is always a thrill. Is it better than sex? No!

Driving a fire truck is always a thrill. Is it better than sex? No!

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They really liked the layout last year.

They really liked the layout last year.

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