Sometimes people can be a little fickle. They'll go for the newest, hottest thing.

Sometimes people can be a little fickle. They'll go for the newest, hottest thing.

All I wanted was a refund, but instead we got treated like criminals. They made my wife cry on her read more

All I wanted was a refund, but instead we got treated like criminals. They made my wife cry on her honeymoon, and that's priceless.

I still don't know much about directing a movie.

I still don't know much about directing a movie.

This monument is dedicated to a man who loved his people. He became leader at the most difficult time for read more

This monument is dedicated to a man who loved his people. He became leader at the most difficult time for his country, and we should raise the next generation by his example.

This is a major victory in the war against caviar criminals.

This is a major victory in the war against caviar criminals.

We're all so busy these days that it's hard for parents to spend time with their kids. This is a read more

We're all so busy these days that it's hard for parents to spend time with their kids. This is a way for families to spend time together doing something creative. And when it's done, everybody will have created a memory they can take home with them.

We took away coffee, that saved $150,000 a year. Why do you need coffee in jail? ... Switched to bologna read more

We took away coffee, that saved $150,000 a year. Why do you need coffee in jail? ... Switched to bologna sandwiches, that saved half a million dollars a year.

So you've got your face coming forward and his head coming back and they meet. ... It's like slamming your read more

So you've got your face coming forward and his head coming back and they meet. ... It's like slamming your face into a concrete block, if the concrete block was doing 40 miles an hour back at you.

We have done well in China . They think once they are on the Nasdaq, they've arrived.

We have done well in China . They think once they are on the Nasdaq, they've arrived.