Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they read more

Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim.

We're still fighting for home-field advantage in the first round of against Dallas. Even if we could catch first place read more

We're still fighting for home-field advantage in the first round of against Dallas. Even if we could catch first place we've still got to wrap up second, so it doesn't make much of a difference.

There have been heavy rains in the area and as a result many rivers and streams have flooded.

There have been heavy rains in the area and as a result many rivers and streams have flooded.

I handle fame by not being famous...I'm not famous to me.

I handle fame by not being famous...I'm not famous to me.

I can't tell you I'm satisfied with the results of the whole camera situation, because I'm not.

I can't tell you I'm satisfied with the results of the whole camera situation, because I'm not.

Praise the sea; on shore remain.

Praise the sea; on shore remain.

It's become the new standard. If you want to get on that podium, it's mandatory.

It's become the new standard. If you want to get on that podium, it's mandatory.

It's like going to the Olympics for circus. ... This is such a special opportunity ... with international competition and read more

It's like going to the Olympics for circus. ... This is such a special opportunity ... with international competition and prizes for acts.

Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister read more

Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.