I have a history in football but what is the history of this guy, this midget [Michael Owen]? He ought read more

I have a history in football but what is the history of this guy, this midget [Michael Owen]? He ought to clean his tongue and wash the boots of David Beckham as they are so wet tonight.

Your pianos travel with you. So does your manager. You have no time for girls. Your manager sees to it read more

Your pianos travel with you. So does your manager. You have no time for girls. Your manager sees to it that no young predatory females get very far.

I'm sure there's going to be resistance, but it's probably time we headed in that direction.

I'm sure there's going to be resistance, but it's probably time we headed in that direction.

I don't know necessarily if we're calling it a rebuilding season. Our expectations are always the same. I think a read more

I don't know necessarily if we're calling it a rebuilding season. Our expectations are always the same. I think a lot of people may have counted us out, but we'll gladly take that role.

They have to be unselfish. That's one concept I want them to get, but it can be a hard concept read more

They have to be unselfish. That's one concept I want them to get, but it can be a hard concept for young players to grasp.

They think they have God Almighty by the toe.

They think they have God Almighty by the toe.

very optimistic for the strong momentum we have.

very optimistic for the strong momentum we have.

The risk to this new forecast is down, not up.

The risk to this new forecast is down, not up.

But I think the public need to know what this is entailing,

But I think the public need to know what this is entailing,