It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their read more

It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their wrists, but to make people laugh is a very intoxicating, wonderful thing.

It's a little frustrating, but we're a whole team.

It's a little frustrating, but we're a whole team.

A little bit of vegetation is good but too much is not.

A little bit of vegetation is good but too much is not.

A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

Everyone seemed really calm and accepting; no one was irate. I think once everyone was fully informed of what was read more

Everyone seemed really calm and accepting; no one was irate. I think once everyone was fully informed of what was going on and where to go, they seemed to react better.

We should do whatever we can. If you can donate 5 cents, $1,000 or $100,000, we appreciate it. Or, at read more

We should do whatever we can. If you can donate 5 cents, $1,000 or $100,000, we appreciate it. Or, at least, put them into your prayers,

I love to play for audiences that are simply made of people rather than so-called special people.

I love to play for audiences that are simply made of people rather than so-called special people.

At USC, if you're running back there, and you do gain you over 1,500 yards, people see you as a read more

At USC, if you're running back there, and you do gain you over 1,500 yards, people see you as a candidate, but not one of the top ones.

Two lousy choices is no better than seven lousy choices.

Two lousy choices is no better than seven lousy choices.