You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.

It's been a great ride, and it's time to move on to other things, but not without mixed feelings.

It's been a great ride, and it's time to move on to other things, but not without mixed feelings.

While good rains in August and September have alleviated drought conditions in portions of central and southern Illinois, the most read more

While good rains in August and September have alleviated drought conditions in portions of central and southern Illinois, the most severely affected area in northern Illinois remains stubbornly dry.

Life for me has been exactly what I thought it would be, a cake, which I have eaten and had read more

Life for me has been exactly what I thought it would be, a cake, which I have eaten and had too

A longer campaign would tend to attract more candidates.

A longer campaign would tend to attract more candidates.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

He came in and was able to locate his pitches and we made the plays behind him. He had pinpoint read more

He came in and was able to locate his pitches and we made the plays behind him. He had pinpoint accuracy.

fed up with being their whipping boy.

fed up with being their whipping boy.

I'm proud of paying taxes. The only thing is--I could be just as proud for half the money.

I'm proud of paying taxes. The only thing is--I could be just as proud for half the money.