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    yet the ratings kept going down. We finally figured it out; people don't dislike John, they're just tired of bad news. When they flip on the TV, they want to get AWAY from their problems, not hear about people getting thrown overboard tied to their boat anchor or working out so they can strangle innocent kids faster and better.

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If you have to pay money, you haven't won a thing.

If you have to pay money, you haven't won a thing.

by James Ashurst Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We think these women had a reasonable expectation of privacy. It's against the law in California to secretly videotape employees read more

We think these women had a reasonable expectation of privacy. It's against the law in California to secretly videotape employees while they're changing clothes, and there's no exception in the law for Hooters.

by Gloria Allred Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Nearly 60 percent of those teachers eligible for retirement do not do so because of uncertainty about pensions and health read more

Nearly 60 percent of those teachers eligible for retirement do not do so because of uncertainty about pensions and health care.

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Remembrance of death saves one from this world's deceit.

Remembrance of death saves one from this world's deceit.

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If such a young nation as the U.S. could make it to superpower status, we could do it as well.

If such a young nation as the U.S. could make it to superpower status, we could do it as well.

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People go to Africa and confirm what they already have in their heads and so they fail to see what read more

People go to Africa and confirm what they already have in their heads and so they fail to see what is there in front of them. This is what people have come to expect. It's not viewed as a serious continent. It's a place of strange, bizarre and illogical things, where people don't do what common sense demands.

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We played well in the transition game and we were able to clear the ball 18 times. We did well read more

We played well in the transition game and we were able to clear the ball 18 times. We did well passing and catching and we were much sharper in that area (yesterday) than we have been the previous two games. McCarthy has really picked up his game and Rooney obviously sets the tone on offense.

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Fighting Words: The Origins of Religious Violence

Fighting Words: The Origins of Religious Violence

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USC and Oklahoma are ranked in the top two because they have not taken essentially one-third of the season off, as Auburn has, read more

USC and Oklahoma are ranked in the top two because they have not taken essentially one-third of the season off, as Auburn has, ... The Tigers have played I-AA Citadel, Louisiana-Monroe, Kentucky and Mississippi State. Between them, Oklahoma and USC have played only three teams as bad as these.

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