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    yet the ratings kept going down. We finally figured it out; people don't dislike John, they're just tired of bad news. When they flip on the TV, they want to get AWAY from their problems, not hear about people getting thrown overboard tied to their boat anchor or working out so they can strangle innocent kids faster and better.

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We were clearly underdogs coming into the series and now we are 1-0 up in the final. We believe in read more

We were clearly underdogs coming into the series and now we are 1-0 up in the final. We believe in ourselves.

by Marvan Atapattu Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Hall-Dale had done it with four of those mobile lighting stations for field hockey. So I called Kennebec Rental.

Hall-Dale had done it with four of those mobile lighting stations for field hockey. So I called Kennebec Rental.

by Darren Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I purchased it with the thought that what better place to have it than at the school.

I purchased it with the thought that what better place to have it than at the school.

by John Andrews Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This continent, an open palm spread frank before the sky.

This continent, an open palm spread frank before the sky.

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Trying to get the attention of the audience in the opposite way it's done in Hollywood today, which is to read more

Trying to get the attention of the audience in the opposite way it's done in Hollywood today, which is to bombard the audience.

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We're really hoping for a good showing.

We're really hoping for a good showing.

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Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of read more

Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!

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This Place saw My best days, My Happiest, My Wife having blessed me with Your Brother Woodhouse... I Calculated, to read more

This Place saw My best days, My Happiest, My Wife having blessed me with Your Brother Woodhouse... I Calculated, to Live and died in Comfort, Our Business Was good of course We agreed.

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He was going to call in sick today but he wanted to make more money for the holidays.

He was going to call in sick today but he wanted to make more money for the holidays.

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