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    yet the ratings kept going down. We finally figured it out; people don't dislike John, they're just tired of bad news. When they flip on the TV, they want to get AWAY from their problems, not hear about people getting thrown overboard tied to their boat anchor or working out so they can strangle innocent kids faster and better.

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It's going well, so far we're going steady, driving at a safe speed and things are going pretty much according read more

It's going well, so far we're going steady, driving at a safe speed and things are going pretty much according to plan. We're aiming to be somewhere in the top six and we're on target. We had a small spin at a junction on the first stage that gave away a few seconds but apart from that we've had no issues. The roads are in good condition, there's a good solid base and I'm enjoying my driving.

by Chris Atkinson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It was a yawner of a year for small-business growth.

It was a yawner of a year for small-business growth.

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It's going to be a great thing. It's going to raise a lot of money. It's going to raise a read more

It's going to be a great thing. It's going to raise a lot of money. It's going to raise a lot of awareness about how badly help is needed. And all in all it's gonna be a great show.

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HBO is, and will continue to be, the most profitable network in the world.

HBO is, and will continue to be, the most profitable network in the world.

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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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We have an exciting adventure ahead.

We have an exciting adventure ahead.

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The suggestions that umpires award free kicks without regard to the merits [of a free kick], that umpiring is not read more

The suggestions that umpires award free kicks without regard to the merits [of a free kick], that umpiring is not a worthwhile pursuit for kids and that umpires should put their egos in a locker are offensive and damaging.

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Occasionally, we'll run into kids who are about as fast as Drew. But those are usually smaller players. He's run read more

Occasionally, we'll run into kids who are about as fast as Drew. But those are usually smaller players. He's run a 4.45 (in the 40-yard dash). And when he gets out into the open, he has a faster gear.

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They want to have everything but can't afford it. Their belief is that home prices will go up, and their read more

They want to have everything but can't afford it. Their belief is that home prices will go up, and their income will go up.

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