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    They're sheep. They like Bush enough to credit him with saving the nation after 9/11. Three thousand people get killed, and everybody thinks they're next on the list. The president comes along, and he's got his six-guns strapped on, and people think he's going to save them.

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Incredible. Incredible. I told him he looks handsome. His face has thinned down.

Incredible. Incredible. I told him he looks handsome. His face has thinned down.

by Lynne Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It sounds extraordinary but it's a fact that balance sheets can make fascinating reading.

It sounds extraordinary but it's a fact that balance sheets can make fascinating reading.

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Newspapers have an agenda that does not match people's opinions in many cases, ... They are out of step politically, read more

Newspapers have an agenda that does not match people's opinions in many cases, ... They are out of step politically, they are out of step in coverage. People get fed up with that. Newspapers are out of touch with mainstream Americans and now the problems are coming home to roost.

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A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

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I'm staying in shape. You never know what can happen. Right now it looks like I might play in Europe read more

I'm staying in shape. You never know what can happen. Right now it looks like I might play in Europe if I don't make the practice squad,

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Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!

Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!

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If only the net was just a little wider. We should have won that game. Our kids fought hard, and read more

If only the net was just a little wider. We should have won that game. Our kids fought hard, and we overcame a short bench to put a scare into them.

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It costs employers major money if employees leave their campus for extended periods of time.

It costs employers major money if employees leave their campus for extended periods of time.

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It was probably a 380 (foot) shot.

It was probably a 380 (foot) shot.

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