(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

The nursing home and hospital share the dining room, but that's all. We are in space that was vacant.

The nursing home and hospital share the dining room, but that's all. We are in space that was vacant.

They don't want to be taken out of circulation. They want to unplug from the pressures, yes, but they want read more

They don't want to be taken out of circulation. They want to unplug from the pressures, yes, but they want to plug back in to something they're passionate about: Maybe they always wanted to make violins or save the homeless kids on the mall. Now, the mortgage and orthodontic-bill pressure is gone and they can do things they've always wanted to do.

Our special teams have been [bad] to say the least. Our penalty kill has not been going very well [nine read more

Our special teams have been [bad] to say the least. Our penalty kill has not been going very well [nine power-play goals allowed in four losses] and we have not been getting that big power-play goal when we need it. When we were on that [10-1-1] streak the power play was going. We need to get back to that.

It was like a battleground, helicopters, fire engines, my car door was crushed like an accordion.

It was like a battleground, helicopters, fire engines, my car door was crushed like an accordion.

We only react when there is a threat to the aircraft, passengers or crew.

We only react when there is a threat to the aircraft, passengers or crew.

We don't charge any dues for our club. We drew randomly to produce a koa bowl, calabash style, and we read more

We don't charge any dues for our club. We drew randomly to produce a koa bowl, calabash style, and we sell them in the education room here. That's how we make money for our normal expenses of functioning. There are 34 calabash bowls on sale strictly for club revenue and the rest of the show upstairs is strictly for personal enjoyment.

We are indeed aware of criminal organizations that wear military-style uniforms, use military-style equipment and weapons and employ military-style vehicles read more

We are indeed aware of criminal organizations that wear military-style uniforms, use military-style equipment and weapons and employ military-style vehicles and tactics while conducting illegal activity in border areas.

There's no evidence that additional expenses do anything but lower your returns. Lower expense ratios are more important.

There's no evidence that additional expenses do anything but lower your returns. Lower expense ratios are more important.