How could you put methadone in a Dimetapp bottle. They look the same you dumb shit,

How could you put methadone in a Dimetapp bottle. They look the same you dumb shit,

There is in every madman a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people, and for whom delirium read more

There is in every madman a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people, and for whom delirium was the only solution to the strangulation that life had prepared for him

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

He's been a real shot in the arm for the tie business.

He's been a real shot in the arm for the tie business.

This is a major victory in the war against caviar criminals.

This is a major victory in the war against caviar criminals.

This confirms what we have long suspected that the government is involved in putting together a deal to sell out read more

This confirms what we have long suspected that the government is involved in putting together a deal to sell out British sovereignty and try and bounce the people of Gibraltar into accepting such a deal.

Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a read more

Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel.

Human nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations, that a young person, who either marries read more

Human nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations, that a young person, who either marries or dies, is sure of being kindly spoken of.

Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.

Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.