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    What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

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We send our thoughts and prayers to the family. We ask people for their own safety to stay away from read more

We send our thoughts and prayers to the family. We ask people for their own safety to stay away from railroad tracks.

by Joe Arbona Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I suppose one could construct Madame Clarkson's very active involvement in these last few days and her coming to the read more

I suppose one could construct Madame Clarkson's very active involvement in these last few days and her coming to the ceremony as wanting to support the office and the institution in the face of some controversy that's been around Madame Jean, and a desire to be visible in support of her,

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It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their read more

It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their wrists, but to make people laugh is a very intoxicating, wonderful thing.

by Joan Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If you don't value what you have, you're sure to lose it.

If you don't value what you have, you're sure to lose it.

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We don't have large bodies of water to moderate the temperatures.

We don't have large bodies of water to moderate the temperatures.

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It was the best year as far as vehicles produced and sold, probably one of the worst in terms of read more

It was the best year as far as vehicles produced and sold, probably one of the worst in terms of corresponding profitability.

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[According to some experts, the American Healthcare system is on the brink of failure.] We certainly are in a health read more

[According to some experts, the American Healthcare system is on the brink of failure.] We certainly are in a health care crisis, ... If we had set out to design the worst system that we could imagine, we couldn't have imagined one as bad as we have.

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I like to prepare dough ahead for pizza crusts too. Whenever I bake loaves of whole wheat, anadama, herb, or read more

I like to prepare dough ahead for pizza crusts too. Whenever I bake loaves of whole wheat, anadama, herb, or other breads . . . I just mix up a little extra, package the dough in onepound lots, and freeze it right alongside my other ingredients. Then—when pizza day rolls around—all I have to do is go to the freezer and select one container of crust, one sauce, one sausage, and one cheese . . . thaw everything . . . roll out the dough and spread on the sauce, sausage, and cheese . . . bake my creation at 450°F for about 15 minutes or until the cheese is slightly browned . . . and 'serve 'er up' to a hungry family of four.

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When I charged a round in the chamber, he got down real fast,

When I charged a round in the chamber, he got down real fast,

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