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    What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

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We wanted to make something a real challenge that took time and effort, so we said, 'Let's swim 100 miles read more

We wanted to make something a real challenge that took time and effort, so we said, 'Let's swim 100 miles in a weekend,'

by Don Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You won't believe this but we've actually had people coming in wanting to buy all of our old equipment. It's read more

You won't believe this but we've actually had people coming in wanting to buy all of our old equipment. It's just too soon. Way too soon.

by Angel Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Life's to short for chess.

Life's to short for chess.

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The increase in gasoline prices and the prospect of a long, expensive winter is depressing sentiment.

The increase in gasoline prices and the prospect of a long, expensive winter is depressing sentiment.

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They're better right now than at any point last season.

They're better right now than at any point last season.

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We are pleased to partner with Destiny Health. It's refreshing to find a health insurance company that shares our commitment read more

We are pleased to partner with Destiny Health. It's refreshing to find a health insurance company that shares our commitment to enhancing the health and wellness of the greater D.C. area and we feel the Vitality program is a great, motivational complement to our premier services and facilities.

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"ER" is clearly a phenomenon that really takes place once in a decade, if you're lucky. It was clear that read more

"ER" is clearly a phenomenon that really takes place once in a decade, if you're lucky. It was clear that we couldn't compete with that.

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I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge ahead. If you think it's read more

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge ahead. If you think it's going to rain, it will.

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to get drunk, meet attractive girls, and get laid.

to get drunk, meet attractive girls, and get laid.

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