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    Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and its up to me and a half mexican to stop him!

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I enjoy talking to you more than anybody else because I never feel I am giving myself away and so read more

I enjoy talking to you more than anybody else because I never feel I am giving myself away and so can admit to shady, dishonest, crawling, cowardly, unjust, arrogant, snobbish, lecherous, perverted and generally shameful feelings that I don't want anybody else to know about; but most of all because I am always on the verge of violent laughter when talking to you.If you were here, I keep thinking, we would spend the time in talk and drink and smoke and I should be laughing a lot of the time, and I should be enjoying myself a lot of the time.

by Kingsley Amis Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It takes lots of practice.

It takes lots of practice.

by Ana Arapovic Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Small companies are the real innovators in this market, ... but if the burdens around IP become too heavy, and read more

Small companies are the real innovators in this market, ... but if the burdens around IP become too heavy, and there are too many lawsuits, those companies will withdraw from the market.

by Kevin Ashton Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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What this tournament represents is a mid-season gut-check. There are 16 good teams in this tournament, any one of which read more

What this tournament represents is a mid-season gut-check. There are 16 good teams in this tournament, any one of which can win at any time. This tournament really lets you see what you need to work on and what you're doing well.

by Karen Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They all have wonderful personalities and a wonderful work ethic. Their parents are hard-working people.

They all have wonderful personalities and a wonderful work ethic. Their parents are hard-working people.

by Jody Ault Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Early on, treating (sleep apnea) was largely a lifestyle issue because people were falling asleep in the day and this read more

Early on, treating (sleep apnea) was largely a lifestyle issue because people were falling asleep in the day and this would help them feel better.

by Benjamin Andrew Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Intellectuals are too sentimental for me.

Intellectuals are too sentimental for me.

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The well-being of America's children is probably better than it ever has been.

The well-being of America's children is probably better than it ever has been.

by Duane Alexander Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Eddie Jordan found me all the drives. If I am with Tyrrell today, it is because Eddie was there.

Eddie Jordan found me all the drives. If I am with Tyrrell today, it is because Eddie was there.

by Jean Alesi Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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