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    Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and its up to me and a half mexican to stop him!

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one of those unforgettable stories that stays with you for years.

one of those unforgettable stories that stays with you for years.

by Isabel Allende Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

by Socrates Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I?m just tired. That was rough. Those last 10 seconds were a lifetime, as usual against Michigan State.

I?m just tired. That was rough. Those last 10 seconds were a lifetime, as usual against Michigan State.

by Ashley Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It was losing everything, but the financial loss was least significant. I was walking in circles in a psychiatric hospital read more

It was losing everything, but the financial loss was least significant. I was walking in circles in a psychiatric hospital in a depression.

by Chris Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who make them unsafe.

The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who make them unsafe.

by Frank Rizzo Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The vast majority of Texas businesses faithfully follow the law but consumers should also be aware that disasters are a read more

The vast majority of Texas businesses faithfully follow the law but consumers should also be aware that disasters are a prime opportunity for unscrupulous businesses to inflate prices or commit fraud,

by Greg Abbott Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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But no one frees himself from being in love in three days.

But no one frees himself from being in love in three days.

by Isabelle Adjani Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Nearly 60 percent of those teachers eligible for retirement do not do so because of uncertainty about pensions and health read more

Nearly 60 percent of those teachers eligible for retirement do not do so because of uncertainty about pensions and health care.

by Gary Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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In essence, it will put the taxpayer in control of future tax increases.

In essence, it will put the taxpayer in control of future tax increases.

by Mary Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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